Damn. It looks to me like I just missed the best reunion since Sherman got together with Atlanta.

If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.

As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

At some point people either had to throw off the wounds of their childhood or go through life permanently crippled

Old radicals never changed. They just got law degrees and updated their bag of tricks.

This is a perfect example of how entirely out of hand the women in this country have gotten. You act like men aren't anything more than extraneous amusements, little toys to keep you entertained.

A single candle has the power to light up a room, a single star has the power to light up the sky, and a single soul has the power to light up the world.

You can't admit to someone else what you're too damn afraid to admit to yourself.

When you meet a director who wants to remake a movie, you have to ask, does he or she have an interesting vision and idea, something that intrigues you - is there a reason why we should do this?

There is no filmmaking legislation because distributors are not interested in sharing their money with the film industry - for instance, by giving a percentage of ticket sales back to filmmakers.

...it is simplicity that is difficult to make.

If you don't want to play clean football then go up into the stands

What I did in the book [Today Matters] is I tried to help a person make their day - every day - their masterpiece.

Jeter is a six-tool player...I've never eaten with him so I can't tell you if he has good table mannners, but I would imagine he has those too.

Love takes nothing: how can it take something? Everything belongs to it. It does not say, "This is mine! And this is mine!" But it says: "This is yours!"