Damon Runyon. A day-coach boy in a parlor car seat.

She has a laugh so hearty it knocks the whipped cream off an order of strawberry shortcake on a table fifty feet away.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

I came to the conclusion long ago that all life is six to five against.

Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid.

You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year.

In my opinion turkey is the most over-rated critter for eating purposes in kingdom come but the most striking example we have of the power of propaganda.

He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted.

In all the history of the boxing game, you'll find no human interest story to compare with the life narrative of James J. Braddock.

Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.

He [Will Rogers] was America's most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third humanitarian. One-third heart.

I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.

True art awakens theExtraordinaryOvation

We're clear, " she said. "You're kind of a psycho. I get that

The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.

One difference between artists and ordinary people is that artists have big egos. In some cases, it's the only difference.

History isn't through with me yet.

I will confess I did none of my own singing. I did all my own costume and makeup, though.

The Boston Celtics are not a basketball team, they are a way of life.

The secret to success is to try to never figure that out.

Can you believe our Ash is getting laid? Our baby is growing up. I'm so proud!