Dance of the Sugar Plum Bikey. Yes, that's got a nice ring to it.

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

If you are not able to find peace within yourself, no one will be able to bring you peace.

Left side, he is injured. Hold me close right.

Be more concerned about what's right rather than who's right.

A great attitude is not the result of success; success is the result of a great attitude.

Most things get better by themselves. Most things, in fact, are better by morning.

The wise man sees in the misfortune of others what he should avoid.

When something feels right, that means it is right for you. Pay attention to your authentic feelings, and follow where they lead.

Opportunities ... fall in the way of every man who is resolved to take advantage of them.

The Puritan did not stop to think; he recognized God in his soul, and acted.

Remember, if God doesn't give you what you want, that's because it's not what you need.