Dare to turn life on its end, and you may find that topsy-turvy is a truer perspective than turvy-topsy.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Leaving your dreams and living someone's dreams is like dipping a pole into a pool to catch a weaver bird alive! It doesn't work that way... Pursue what God sent you for!

there is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars

Never throw the first punch. If you have to throw the second, try to make sure they don't get up for a third.

Lightning doesn't strike through a cave

To be social is to be forgiving.

That's the way it is with poetry: When it is incomprehensible it seems profound, and when you understand it, it is only ridiculous.

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be.

My breaking heart and I agree, that you and I could never be, so with my best...my very best, I set you free

You hated him in the movies! Now you're ambivalent.

No more rhymes now I mean it!” “Anybody want a peanut?” “AAHH!