Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

CRM is rather boring in itself. It's the fortunes you can build using CRM that makes it so interesting.

A man is never so weak as when a woman is telling him how strong he is.

How do I soothe his ache when mine was a big gaping hole large enough for both of us to fit in?

There are no bad books any more than there are ugly women.

People always want to knock you when you're up.

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A generous person may not have wisdom: but, unlike others, he has the means to gain it.

But I think the real tension lies in the relationship between what you might call the pursuer and his quarry, whether it's the writer or the spy.

These are hallowed moments, when every American has reason to express his gratitude to Almighty God that it has been our good fortune to witness the light of this auspicious morn.

Carry on! Carry on! Fight the good fight and true; Believe in you mission, greet life with a cheer.