Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with.

The price of success is to bear the criticism of envy.

Nothing is enough to the man for whom enough is too little.

I had progressed on stage as a performer, but I hadn't progressed as a human being.

Our audience, it has been a more difficult process for classical music audiences around the world, and I'm not completely certain why.

Beware the anger of a patient man.

Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants a gun - except at 4am when they hear a strange sound in the kitchen.

Base stealing for me is another sport all by itself. It's a game within a game. I'm the mouse and the cats are trying to trap me.

It is the heart that is important.

There is a fellowship more quiet even than solitude, and which, rightly understood, is solitude made perfect.

Your average witch is not, by nature, a social animal.... The natural size of a coven is one. Witches only get together when they can't avoid it.