Dating means doing a lot of fun things you will never do again if you get married. The fun stops with marriage because you're trying to save money for when you split up your property.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Mutual understanding and help are the foundation of a strong team.

God wants to accomplish the calling of winners, he wants us to establish His victory on earth

Almost all quality improvement comes via simplification of design, manufacturing... layout, processes, and procedures.

Democratic elections alone do not remedy the crisis of confidence in government. Moreover, there is no viable justification for a democratic system in which public participation is limited to voting.

I wear my clothes, my clothes don't wear me.

I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.

A definition may be very exact, and yet go but a very little way towards informing us of the nature of the thing defined.

Stay focused, ignore the distractions, and you will accomplish your goals much faster.

Don't confuse the beginning of my world with the breakup of yours.

Attitude is everything, so pick a good one