Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over

What you do with your time on a daily basis determines how far you will go in life

For life, too, is only an instant, Only the dissolving of ourselvesIn the selves of all othersAs if bestowing a gift –

If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.

The purpose of morality is to teach you, not to suffer and die, but to enjoy yourself and live.

Complete happiness can look so much like complete terror that it's hard to tell them apart.

Whether you function as welders or inspectors, the laws of physics are implacable lie-detectors. You may fool men. You will never fool the metal.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

It seems to be the thing now that young people are getting back into politics.

Love is the ultimate and the highest goal to which man can aspire.