Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with.

Anne laughed."I don't want sunbursts or marble halls, I just want you.

It is always dangerous to declare a turning point in history. We always tend to feel that, when we are alive, something really major is happening.

No man can really succeed if he doesn't move away from where he was born. I believe it is particularly true for the writer.

I'm not a matchmaker. I'm a horrible matchmaker. I always try. I'm not very good.

Without a doubt, Ozzy is the craziest person I've ever met. Son of Sam is a close second.

Each of us has some unique capability waiting for realization. Every person is valuable in his own existence, for himself alone... each of us can bring to fruition these innate, God-given abilities.

A little given seasonably excuses a great gift.

Difference between diversity and inclusion is being invited to a house and being able to rearrange the furniture.

I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version.

A lot of people are wanting him [Barack Obama] to be the president just because he's black. But I think he does have some good views.