David James is a cretin.

The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish.

I'm very happy to have moved to West Ham, because I can play for a better team than Sheffield Wednesday.

Robot Wars is not a sport. Guys just play with remote controls. Now, if they were wired up and got an electrical shock each time their robot got hammered, then, yes, it would be a sport.

A lion can't stay in a cage. A lion has to be on the pitch.

Only if we realise how sh*t we were at Blackburn can we improve.

We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.

I am a fascist, not a racist.

I wanted to show them I will never give up. We have to keep together. I still believe in myself. I will never change. The players need to release the rubbish from their brains.

The shopping is not finished and before the pre-season starts I would like to bring in another two players. I like shopping, maybe I have become a woman.

Let's be honest. We're not Manchester United or Arsenal, are we?

[C]hange your thinking, your interpretation of he world, change the way you see! To change the way you see is to change the world. (50)

I step back and let the Universe lead the way.

Wisdom justifies a person in the face of any opposition

I may be president of the United States, but my private life is nobody's damned business.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

First of all, I never make a movie for awards consideration.

Being physically fit doesn't mean anything if the mind isn't fit and being fit in the mind is not worth much if the body is suffering.

Fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself.

Those who say I can, and those who say I can't - are both usually right