David Moyes, in Italy, would have been sacked three times now.

At the start of the season you're strong enough to win the Premiership and the European Cup, but you have to be as strong in March, when the fish are down.

The only way to stop Thierry Henry? With a gun!

When we fulfill our function, which is to truly love ourselves and share love with others, then true happiness sets in.

Love is about as strong, as two people want to make it.

Sometimes I feel as if I'm only a doorman awaiting the arrival of her royal majesty.

...having bowed to the inevitability of the dictum that we must eat to live, we should ignore it and live to eat...

It took me too long to realise that if you go to a marriage counsellor to resolve problems, it's in his interest to keep the marriage going.

The Eskimos have four hundred words for snow, and the Jewshave four hundred for schmuck.

Public is a good expert on making bad mistakes!

I have a beautiful wife and a wonderful support system and I think in those low moments, I could never thank them enough.

People say the truth hurts. Hell no, it hurts even more if you do a whole bunch of foolishness to try and avoid it.

Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?