Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

His home was populated by things and creatures from Niall Lynch's dreams, and his mother was just another one of them

Pioneers may be picturesque figures, but they are often rather lonely ones.

In my writing I am acting as a map maker, an explorer of psychic areas, a cosmonaut of inner space, and I see no point in exploring areas that have already been thoroughly surveyed.

Everything that fed my energy and imagination is something that I'm disinclined to speak about.

Every game I played against Henri Richard, he'd come up to behind me at some point and say, 'My brother's better than your brother.'

We can be, and should be, the masters of events, and not their playthings.

Who are we to create a heaven and hell for ourselves, excluding animals and plants in the bargain, just because we have the power to rationalize?

Devil, you've got me all in a whirl. I'm wise to your game.

Your intelligence often bears the same relation to your heart as the library of a chateau does to its owner.

Indian president does not determine policy. Here President is not the policy maker. In the name of the president, the cabinet takes the policy decision.