Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Prospering and living happily aren't things to wish for

... life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and it's out. Forever.

Because of the life I've had, I'd grown up quicker than most people.

His place was always set at the table, in case he rturned from the dead without warning .

It's a bit loose and the people in my group have got other groups. They don't have to have a total allegiance to me. I think that's really a bit weird and showing some weird insecurity.

I have a Congress on my hands.

If you never assume importance, you never lose it.

So long as we need to control other people, however benign our motives, we are captive to that need. In giving them freedom, we free ourselves.

Volume grows spatially slower than scaling.

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.