Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Salvation is sanctification of soul by the Blessed Saviour.

A Satanist practices the motto, "If a man smite thee on one cheek, smash him on the other!" Let no wrong go unredressed.

Music proposes. Sound disposes.

You fall in love with your heart; you fall out of love with your head.

It seemed clear that wars were not made by generations and their special stupidities, but that wars were made instead by something ignorant in the human heart

Curiously enough, it seems to be only in describing a mode of language which does not mean what it says that one can actually say what one means.

I learned that books could be collected, that they were important enough to keep and that a story that seemed to be over could be part of a bigger one.

We look at each one [project] and consider the context - what it is and what it can be - beyond the strictly functional concerns.

Good news!" she chirped. "The doctor says this time it's triplets!

You chose us. Now we have to choose you.