Dearest Annie, Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m using my hand But I’m thinking of you. - Ronan P.S. Just to clarify, I’m using my hand to write this note…get your mind out of the gutter.

The man was more highly strung than Margaret Thatcher on the rag, God rest her.

I’d practically groped her under the guise of helping her get out a stain, but still, she looked like she found me about as appealing as second-hand underpants.

Besides a burial service is rather lovely. Makes you feel uplifted, the grief is real. It makes you feel awful but it does something to you. I mean, it works it out like perspiration.

Government even in its best state is but a necessary evil in its worst state an intolerable one.

I don't lose any sleep at night over the potential for failure. I cannot even spell the word.

In life, there is always that special person who shapes who you are, who helps to determine the person you become.

I admire 'Adventure Time' for being a piece of art in the way that I think art should be. If you want to see it is poetry, you can, and if you don't, you can watch a fun cartoon.

She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.

Evolution does not make happiness its goal; it aims simply at evolution and nothing else.

The deepest thing in any one is the conviction of the bad luck that follows boasting.

All bad precedents begin as justifiable measures.

It's important to realize that innovation and growth in itself are not sufficient to moderate inequality of wealth.