Death. It is a strange stalker, one that we spend our whole lives running from, some more successful than others.

I stare across the table at Jeremy, and wonder if I will make it through our first date without trying to kill him.

To have understanding is not to be religious

I'm a million different things every day of the week.

A boy is naturally full of humor.

Cash can buy, but it takes enthusiasm to sell.

A true man never frets about his place in the world, but just slides into it by the gravitation of his nature, and swings there as easily as a star.

Limitation is essential to authority. A government is legitimate only if it is effectively limited.

A werewolf tossed me against a giant packing crate while I was trying to rescue a frightened young girl who'd been kidnapped by an evil witch and a drug lord.

Manual Lynn? Find out what that is. He wrote every single word in the play, and then everyone just rapped their parts. Imagine if like, Eminem wrote a play, that's what it sounded like to me.

When people have expectations, you're going to make a lot of them upset - when in fact I'm not trying to represent anybody but myself.

Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?