Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.

People are supposed to fear the unknown, but ignorance is bliss when knowledge is so damn frightening.

Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing.

He'd kill you all right. No sweat. But for the wrong reasons. Amateur's reasons. Of course, you'll be just as dead.

What do you do with a master vampire that won't leave you alone? Good question. Unfortunately, what I needed was a good answer.

The sunken grave would fade away, probably in my lifetime. If I could avoid killer zombies for a few years. And vampires. And gun-toting humans. Oh, hell, the hot-spot would probably outlast me.

I'm not in competition with anybody but myself. My goal is to beat my last performance.

I don't ever feel like I've had a moment where I am like, "There it is; perfect and holy in all ways."

Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress.

Ive been on the tour for 12 years, and the big dream has always been to get a world title.

I was used to hanging out late after playing a gig - you mix adrenaline with alcohol and you can stay up all night.

It's correct that I wanted health reform to do more to create choices and promote competition.

You don't need a record deal. You'll have the industry begging for you, when you build your buzz.

He went like one that hath been stunn'd, And is of sense forlorn: A sadder and a wiser man He rose the morrow morn.

Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life. The Doctor: Believe me... It was an accident.

Thinking is a physical process, the human brain is not exempt from evolution