Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.

Once there were two brothers. One ran away to sea; the other was elected vice president of the United States. And nothing was heard of either of them again.

I'm from Indiana, the home of more first-rate second-class men than any other state in the union.

What America needs is a good five-cent cigar.

I make no pretense to accuracy. I shall be quite content if the sensibilities of no one are wounded by anything I may reduce to type.

What this country needs is a really good 5-cent cigar

I'm from Indiana the home of more first-rate second-class men than any other state in the union.

What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar.

That's the thing about your destiny how are you supposed to know when it arrives? How are you supposed to recognise it from random life?

The trouble with all these other countries is they're all being run by foreigners.

You will find a joy in overcoming obstacles.

The absence of hope can rot a society from within.

There is nothing more marvelous or madder than real life.

Through the centuries, the history of peoples is but a lesson in mutual tolerance.

I've been to Australia several times, and I just like the earthiness; it's part of the culture. That's a really good vibe to be around.

I refuse to pay a bill I don't owe.

It is a big problem and so I don't know for sure if I say yes or no to Ferrari.

Fashion is a great restraint upon your persons of taste and fancy; who would otherwise in the most trifling instances be able to distinguish themselves from the vulgar.