Death has this much to be said for it:You don't have to get out of bed for it.Wherever you happen to beThey bring it to you—free.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

Music . . . can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable.

In our instinctive rebellion against pain, we are children again, and demand an active will to wreak our vengeance on.

The greatest thing a human soul ever does in this world is to see something and what it saw in a plain way. To see clearly is poetry, prophecy and religion--all in one.

My mind corrupted but my heart is still pure

Sometimes I try to improve the language, the lines, or the delivery, but I don't ad-lib because I think that makes it really hard for everybody else involved.

We didn't use the shuttle robot arm before, so this has been a training flow to get ready for that.

She became for me an island of light, fun, wisdom where I could run with my discoveries and torments and hopes at any time of day and find welcome.

One of the most important results you can bring into the world is the you that you really want to be.

Luke Willson... I believe will have as many catches and more yards than Rob Gronkowski.

Excuses sound best to the person that's making 'em up!