Death has this much to be said for it: You don't have to get out of bed for it. Wherever you happen to be They bring it to you—free.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

Good people protect people they love even if that means that pretending that everything is okay.

I was ready for huge transformation, emerging from the chrysalis, like the butterfly, a true metamorphosis, alive in all my beauty.

Acceptance of what has happened is the first step to overcoming the consequences of any misfortune.

I think the new generations in America, the America's youth, no longer care about Vietnam. They don't want to hear any more about it.

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?

If everyone is trying to prevent error, it screws things up.

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.

I don't know many artists who are happy with themselves all of the time.

Donald Trump was appealing to a lot of people with his populist message.