Death is nothing more than a doorway, something you walk through.

The huge modern heresy is to alter the human soul to fit modern social conditions, instead of altering modern social conditions to fit the human soul.

The more you let yourself go the less others let you go.

Being a comedian, you're under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform - to deal with pressure without stress.

Growing up, I didn't know my parents were famous. I just thought they knew everybody. Everyone was always saying, 'Hi, Billy,' 'Hi, Christie.' I thought they were just popular.

Most of us find it difficult to accept a definition of love that says we are never loved in a context where there is abuse.

You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.

Wanting others to love you, you give away your heart. Wanting others to see you, you give away your eyes.

When untouchability is rooted out, these distinctions will vanish and no one will consider himself superior to any other.

Millions of Indians are brimming with energy.

I'd never really thought about it before, but now you ask I can see that how my parents handled money definitely affected my relationship with it.