Death is only frightening from the near side.

There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm.

I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.

Being here? With you? I've met my subconscious, and he's not that sick.

Seedy wasn't a fair description for the place, because seeds imply eventual regrowth and renewal.

You're dead, son. Cheer is contraindicated.

Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?"Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no idea. That me was crazy. And buff. He worked out.

What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be?

There is no spoon.

The only way to prevent your problem from jubilating over you is to confront them head to head with the singular hope that they will be defeated!

It's about more than us, now, can't you see? I love you, of course I do, but some things...some things just have to be done.

Faith is irrational, which is why those who exercise it are rewarded irrationally.

Punk is not just the sound, the music. Punk is a lifestyle.

It's interesting because I laugh and tell people when I give speeches, ' I know what y'all think, oh we love Ed, but he's kinda stuck up or he's kinda this or he's kinda that.'

The culture at Valve is pretty much crowdsourced. The handbook is a wiki. One of the first things we say to new hires is, 'You have to change something in the handbook.'

On a regular basis I go over in my mind some of the most troublesome things I see about how people approach eating, and the wonder mess we have made out of a very simple thing.

What I've learned is that there is nothing in this life that does not fail to disappoint us, even our own deaths.

Poverty is not dishonorable in itself, but only when it comes from idleness, intemperance, extravagance, and folly.

What is to be once resolved on should be first often well considered.