Death is very often referred to as a good career move.

Without Elvis none of us could have made it.

I've got to play in front of people. If I'm not moved, how can they be moved.

If anyone asks you what kind of music you play, tell him 'pop.' Don't tell him 'rock 'n' roll' or they won't even let you in the hotel.

My love is bigger than a Cadillac, I try to show you, but you drive me back.

I'm not trying to stump anybody... it's the beauty of the language that I'm interested in.

That'll be the day when I die.

Oh boy, when you're with me. Oh boy, I want the world to see that you were meant for me.

Words of love you whisper soft and true Darling I love you

Peggy Sue, Peggy Sue, oh how my heart yearns for you.

Heartbeat, why do you skip when my baby's lips meet mine?

AZRAEL:No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.

The barbeque is the root of all civilization

Books and knowledge are the two most powerful drugs.

You are really angry with me for not having appeared to you in a red glow, with thunder and lightning, with scorched wings

While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.

Keep your eyes and ears open, if you desire to get on in the world.

My world's both parts, and 'o! Both parts must die.

Charity work shouldn't be bragged about. It's just something you're supposed to do...I do it because I feel like that's what God wanted me to do. It's as simple as that.

She's as plastic as you are. If you ever have kids, they'll come out of the birth canal with Fisher-Price stamped on their butts.

It's good practice to be silly. It's good for you.