Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.

I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.

I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.

I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

I'm not used to getting good reviews.

No matter how full one's head might be with the image of greatness, one was useless, I found out, unless one was a worthy man first.

And each book has to receive your best effort every single time. No slacking.

Mine is the blood of the dragon.

The thing about stand-up was, I was doing all this sketch and YouTube stuff where I was not being censored and I got to do my own thing, and it was really cool.

Roll us down the mountain and I'm sure the fatman would win.

Simplicity, carried to an an extreme, becomes elegance.

You have to go through tough experiences and go through some battles, in order to be stronger.

If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.

True praise comes often even to the lowly; false praise only to the strong.

I never learned anything at all in school and didn't read a book for pleasure until I was 19 years old.