Death means a lot of money, honey. Death can really make you look like a star.

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'

Don't think about making art, just get it done. Let everyone else decide if it's good or bad, whether they love it or hate it. While they are deciding, make even more art.

Sometimes the little times you don't think are anything while they're happening turn out to be what marks a whole period of your life.

You have to do stuff that average people don't understand because those are the only good things.

I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die

Fashion wasn't what you wore someplace anymore; it was the whole reason for going.

It’s not what you are that counts, it’s what they think you are.

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.

People in their handlings of affairs often fail when they are about to succeed. If one remains as careful at the end as he was at the beginning, there will be no failure.

Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.

I try to stay out of the public eye as much as possible because I want people to be able to watch my films and not be distracted.

Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.

I don't know which is worse - to have somebody you DON'T like ask you to marry him or NOT have some one you DO like. Both are rather unpleasant.

You can find flaws in Agassi and Sampras, but Federer has none.

There is a language that is beyond words. If I can learn to decipher that language without words, I will be able to decipher the world.

Audacity isn't the absence of uncertainty and ambiguity. Audacity is believing that God's promise is bigger than my 'perhaps'

A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe.