Debbie Reynolds is as wistful as an iron foundry.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

The sins of women and children, domestic servants and the weak, the poor and the ignorant, are the sins of the husbands and fathers, the masters, the strong and the rich and the educated.

Careers increasingly come with a reboot button, and companies that realize this early possess a competitive talent advantage

Publishing a book is like being pregnant. By the end, you're just ready to get that baby out!

The older women were Sunbeams and I guess we were Cherubs or Lambs but our mothers were Nightingales.

There is a major problem with reliance on placebos, like most vitamins and antioxidants. Everyone gets upset about Big Science, Big Pharma, but they love Big Placebo.

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

Yes it was chaos, working through chaos, you never quite knew what you were going to do each day, but you knew that you wanted to make something.

Russia needs a strong state power and must have it. But I am not calling for totalitarianism.

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.