Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself and then deliberately gets into.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Adversities are the best teacher and challenges are the best motivator.

Don't let two men fall in love with you, girls. It's not the sort of thing that ends well."-Uncle Charles

For those without money, the road to that treasure house of the imagination begins at the public library.

If you don’t tell people about your success, they probably won’t know about it.

We're not meant to be perfect. It took me a long time to learn that.

I never notice what is said about me. I am credited with things I have never done, and abused for them. It would be idle to attempt to contradict newspaper talk and street rumors.

It is a misfortune to pass at once from observation to conclusion, and to regard both as of equal value; but it befalls many a student.

She said, tell me, are you a Christian, child? I said, Ma'am, I am tonight.

I've never really acquired any facility for working on the computer, though one day I think I would like to. My generation just barely missed it, which I don't think is a good thing or a bad thing.

Jazz is the last refuge of the untalented. Jazz musicians enjoy themselves more than anyone listening to them does.