Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Life goes on... with or without you.

Thou pendulum betwixt a smile and tear.

Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.

You do get the pregnant mush-brain... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned.

When you learn to listen to your gutt, your find all the answers.

Brain tumor survivors: don't become hopelessly discouraged if you are experiencing deficits. You in a war and you are bound to have a few battle wounds.

Start by using this sentence for all of your wants: "I'm so happy and grateful now that.... "

Only by moving in the direction you least trust can you be saved

My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"

It is only from the light which streams constantly from heaven that a tree can derive the energy to strike its roots deep into the soil. The tree is in fact rooted in the sky.