Decency cannot be discussed without indecency!

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

A river unneeded still finds its way down to the ocean...

The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

To me, there's no great chef without a great team.

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

The absolute goal of vision for ministry is to glorify God.

If you can pinpoint the moments in social media that are really negative experiences, those are the ones you can cut out. And when you do, you recognize how much better your life is.

The wisdom of a lonely tree is higher than the wisdom of the forest, because there is more thinking in it!

When you're riding a bike you're more connected to the outdoors and to other people than you are when you are stuck in your car.