Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

True love never burgeons. It is meant to occur not to attain.

Daily life is always extraordinary when rendered precisely. We can unlock our lives with a pencil tip.

To have command is to have all the power you will ever need. To have all the power you will ever need, is to have the world in the palm of you hand.

Think of your life as a field. The field is the field of action. What a mystic does is set up their life as a field of power.

he knows too much about himself to subject her to a morning after, when he will be cold, surly, impatient to be alone.

I hadn't even thought about what I wanted to do when I left school because I was only 14 when I started modelling.

Ideology has shaped the very sofa on which I sit.

My own way of thinking is to ponder long and I hope deeply on problems and for a long time which I keep away for years and years and I never really let them go.

To choose and be so adamant about this exact location just a block or two away from 9/11, again is that knife, it feels like.

I still have my old Nintendo 64 that works. And I hook it up, and I still play the original Goldeneye. Im that geek. I have an NBA Jam arcade machine in my office at SNL.