Deep down, she's a good person, Diana is," Caine said, and sighed. "Deep down, I'm not. But she is.

She was no longer theirs. She was his. And he was hers. And this was their world.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

And yes, we do have some food. Maybe you'd like to join us? Unless you want to stick with your sheep sushi.

If God gives you a Quiznos, can I have a bite? No way. You have to pray for your own food.

A man without pleasure is a man without any idea what life is about

Slice and Dice, Slice and Dice

It's vital to keep a sense of humour when the world seems to have suddenly become a very strange place.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Ninth graders with machine guns: its hard to make that a happy story.

[Caine] "Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were." [Sam] "Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

Temporary friends sometimes bring us to permanent blessings.

Jealousy is never satisfied with anything short of omniscience that would detect the subtlest fold in the heart.

Fine sense and exalted sense are not half so useful as common sense.

When the women start to push 40, they're not single, fun girls around town any more.

It is important for women to know who they are, and to know what makes their hearts sing.

People will protect what they love.

Man is his own star, and the soul that can Render an honest and a perfect man, Commands all light.

because we are always staring at the stars, we learn the shortness of our arms.

The nation which can only be saved by one man and wants to be saved that way deserves a whipping!

We're a little lazy about spirituality in this country.