Defense wins championships. A good offense is beat by a good defense, always.

And yet when you take Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism, whatever, their combined killings in the name of religion -- well, that would be zero.

Global warming is not a threat. It's not a real threat. It's not a credible threat. It's not an imminent threat. ISIS is.

Whether they did or didn't, America was certainly safe between 2000 and 2008. I don't remember any terrorist attacks on American soil during that period of time.

I'd never want to have a gun. I don't think we need guns in this country and I hate it, and I think the NRA is a disaster area.

It's President [Barack] Obama sounding the alarm, scaring the crap out of the American people. Saying if you don't raise the debt feeling, we're going to default.

You [ the American President] can print more money, you just print and pay. I mean, it's a bad option, but you can do it.

[If] You don't like the rule, change the rule; but play by the rules.

When people don't comply, things - bad things will happen afterwards.

President O[bama] talks the talk and then walks a completely different walk. I would call him the divider-in-chief.

Pen in Barack Obama hands is far more dangerous than any other president, at least in modern history, if not ever.

A secret's worth depends on the people from whom it must be kept.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

I didn't have to go to school, graduate and then go, What am I going to do? I knew from the beginning.

We re all muddlers. The thing is to see is when one's got to stop muddling.

As with anything you set out to learn in life, you don't get from point A to point Z without touching upon all those letters in between.

Very few people say no to the ­Grammys.

Everything is winged in this universe, even a rock! When the time comes, rock crumbles into tiny pieces and starts flying in the air!

He sounded harassed more than anything else, like mass home invasion was just something standing between him and morning coffee.

It's easier to forgive those who hurt you than those who hurt the people you love.

I would have to say my earthy sensuality - although I should point out that the backs of my calves are exemplary and my upper inner thigh is a delight.