Definite speech means clarity of mind.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.

When regret and shame fades away, beauty will be in your heart to forever stay.

Beauty lies in the LIES of the beholder!

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.

Have you considered that system of holy lies and pious frauds that has raged and triumphed for 1,500 years?

The ability to get to the verge without getting into the war is the necessary art. If you try to run away from it, if you are scared to go to the brink, you are lost

Freedom from desire leads to inner peace.

Purpose and laughter are the twins that must not separate. Each is empty without the other.

I did not deceive him, he did not deceive me, I did not leave him, he did not leave me, I freed him, he freed me.

You must not on any account give me credit for being penetrating. I have impressed people that way before, and the result is always disaster.