Definition: CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

So long as it doesn't get to the point where you don't remember whose opera you're listening to, I'm willing to experiment.

Poetry is essentially the discovery, the love, the passion for the name of everything.

As long as you are held within a pattern you must create disorder in the world.

All creation is in the art of seeing.

The Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the Civil War-when I really think about them they all seem about as likely as the parting of the Red Sea.

Next thing you know, the hoe starts to ill, She says "I love you, Harold" and your name is Will!

There are words which are worth as much as the best actions, for they contain the germ of them all.

Every time you try to encourage someone else, your own soul will be flooded with a light and glow of peace and good cheer.

Look to the lighthouse of the Lord. There is no fog so dense, no night so dark, no gale so strong, no mariner so lost but what its beacon light can rescue.

In the theater there is often a tension, almost a contradiction, between the way real people would think and behave, and a kind of imposed dramaticness.