Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Living a fruitful and purposeful life has eternal blessings

Death is Perfection's reflection. One cannot be the other, but without one, the other suffers.

One famous movie executive, who shall remain nameless, exposed himself to me in his office. 'Mr X, ' I said, 'I thought you were a producer, not an exhibitor.'

I deal with two types of students. Those who have a very deep-seated knowledge of love, which are few, or those in all their lives have ignored love.

I just have to be me.

Journalists have no choice but to fight back because if they don't, they will become irrelevant.

I wish we had all been born birds instead.

Set yourself earnestly to discover what you are made to do, and then give yourself passionately to the doing of it.

I don't think I'm the gift of the world - I just do what I do, and I love it and I've been lucky.

There's a good old boys' network out there that's hard to penetrate and it's not always in the best interest of the party or for conservative principles.