Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt.

Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true.

Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.

Otis barreled towards them empty-handed, before apparently realizing that a) he was empty-handed and b) charging towards a large body of water to fight a son of Poseidon was maybe not a good idea.

Fighting giants was one thing. Bacchus making into a game was something else.

The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't know I was bonkers!

As Christians, we call ourselves people of faith, but how much practical faith do we really have?

The adrenaline and stress of an adventure are better than a thousand peaceful days.

Be the tolerance you seek.

You don't always win your battles but it's good to know you fought.

If there is any truth to my parenting the dreamwork movement, it comes from the power of the press.

A Christianity without a passion to turn the world upside down is not reflective of apostolic Christianity

Man is born of woman, he is flesh of her flesh and bone of her bone.

Break a pact. Accept forgiveness. Make a bet.

To be the object of somebody's obsession is a really awful feeling when you can't return it.