Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The lamb misused breeds public strifeAnd yet forgives the butcher's knife.

Adversity is the adventure of time.

Misfits aren't misfits among other misfits.

The spirit is what guides my life, and I'm humbly on my knees in thanks for guidance and direction every day. But God is not something to be preached, it's something to be lived.

There's something about the way of playing a repellent character, that if you can play him with a certain amount of charm, you can get away with a lot.

It is the act of a madman to pursue impossibilities .

What we call soul has been around a long time. It comes out of a particular culture that is African in origin, but influenced by 250 years of slavery, as well as other forms of racial oppression.

Their words, like the music, had the potential to be endless.

It is for the benefit of mankind to mitigate the horrors of war as much as possible.