Democracy is defended in 3 stages. Ballot Box, Jury Box, Cartridge Box.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The future though imminent is obscure.

What a sacred journey?

My book 'Ali Pasha' tells the true story of a young sailor Henry Friston, who, in the hell-fire of battle, forms an unusual friendship.

If youre in an awkward position, feel comfortable enough to walk away.

We are turning our prisons into living tombs, inhabited by doomed men living in everlasting blank despair.

How come the Muggles don’t hear the bus?” said Harry. “Them!” said Stan contemptuously. “Don’ listen properly, do they? Don’ look properly either. Never notice nuffink, they don’.

The company you keep at death is, of all things, most dependent on chance.

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job.

I have so much to accomplish today that I must meditate for two hours instead of one.

The entire universe is just an expression, projection, of the Being, of the Self. Within this small body, you are able to experience the infinite space.