Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The successful editor is one who is constantly finding newwriters, nurturing their talents, and publishing them with critical and financial success.

I know thousands of German's who are totally different from me, so we're not alike, we're not the same.

I came into American politics and into this political system proud of politics and the way we make decisions.

He was still stroking the inside of her wrist, his touch doing odd delicious things to her skin and nerves.

If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don't memorize numbers anymore.

If I'm a pitcher, my only point would be that if I'm a relief pitcher, I think I like the idea of warming up on the field.

Simply having children does not make mothers.

Normally I object to strangers beaming force fields into my brain.

Just to settle it once and for all: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, laid by a bird that was not a chicken.

The art of our time, sacred art included, will necessarily be characterized by a certain poverty, grimness and roughness which correspond to the violent realities of a cruel age.