Democracy is four wolves and a sheep voting on dinner.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

Influence is everything. One wrong influence can single handedly destroy every bit of your innocence and innocence is the root of all wisdom.

Boundaries and risk management are very important parts of living a healthy and positive life.

We have fallen in love with the body. That's that thing that looks back at us from the mirror. That's the repository of that lovely identity that you keep chasing all your life.

The original intent of laws was to get the masses of people to accept the limitations superimposed upon them as being the result of their own misbehavior.

I believe that all human beings are equal. I believe that no one has the right to authority over anyone else.

If I were to wish for two things, they would be as much bandwidth as possible and ridiculously fast browser engines.

Thank God for the theater.

You sit down and you do it, and you do it, and you do it, until you have learned to do it.

Only fools imagine they are already awake. How clearly they understand everything! How easily they distinguish this deception from that reality!