Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

~Life is a drama, when there is no drama in your life than there will be.~

Dear Whoever-that-just-found-out-that-they-have-a-terminal-illness, don't let that put you down. Technically, we are all dying.

Acquaint thyself with God.

You'd never catch me dancing on tables in public. I have no desire to be known for my personal life.

Survival of the fittest led to "nature red in tooth and claw" and this is not sufficiently wishy-washy for modern scientists.

I'd rather be dead and in heaven than afraid to do what I think is right.

I pay a lot of attention to whitespace. I pay a lot of attention to the rhythm of words together.

United States:. A nation given either to unjustified over-enthusiasms or infantile furies.

Positive thinking is the most powerful thing in the world.

There is nothing like a start, and being born, however pessimistic one may become in later years, is undeniably a start.