Democrats are afraid of polls. Republicans aren't afraid of polls. Republicans make polls. Democrats run from polls.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Readers don’t work for writers. They work for themselves.

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that if you tell kids they're stupid--directly or indirectly--sooner or later they start to believe it.

You don't train a dog in a training hall, jerking his neck or even giving him food treats. You train him using life rewards.

When you love there is no 'I', so you cannot say 'I love you', only love is.

The increase of territory and power of empires by force of arms has been the policy of all great powers, and it has always been possible to get the approval of their state religion.

You can lose yourself in repetition—quiet your thoughts; I learned the value of this at a very young age.

India is a global power and an important partner with whom we are building an intense, broad and enduring relationship.

We are living at a time when creeds and ideologies vary and clash. But the gospel of human sympathy is universal and eternal.

Taqwaa is not by praying all night and fasting all day but rather it is abiding by the commands of Allah and staying away from His prohibitions.