Democrats are lame. The media is lame. And Donald Trump hasn't even played his war card yet. You know, he could start a war and get a lot of support there.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

True or false, that which is set of men often occupies as important a place in their lives, and above all in their destinies, as that which they do.

I can't think I had much of a sense of humor as long as I remained the only child. When my brother Edward came along we both became comics, making each other laugh.

Yes, I always remember my dad's, mom's and my grandma's perfumes.

No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love.

I don't really drink, and I've never been to a rave. I used to cut school to read Shakespeare, not to make out in the park.

Reading music is like listening to flowers. I don't understand the concept.

I love Cate Blanchett: she takes risks, but is still refind.

There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as his own death.

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

Not to be onto something is to be in despair.