Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

We are transformed by every sacred-experience.

As I get older I'm more and more comfortable being alone.

I know I learn a lot from the students in my class and I'm not just saying that to sound like some generous teacher.

I shall repeat a hundred times; we really ought to free ourselves from the seduction of words!

Dance is movement, is action, and like all action, it reveals us to ourselves in the doing.

Communication comes with practice. As a leader you must speak the truth; listen for understanding; and learn from what you hear and do not hear.

The beginning don't matter. The end don't matter. All that matters is what you do in between...the greatest reward is to know that you did your job when you were here on the planet.

You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price.

As always, I am saved by the inability of living creatures to believe anything that might cause the walls of their little mental assumptions to crumble.

Make the drummer sound good.