Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

My advice to writers just starting out? Don't use semi-colons! They are transvestite hermaphrodites, representing exactly nothing. All they do is suggest you might have gone to college.

The reality of life is that we are all living someone else's dream. Now that's everyone's fantasy.

The hangover: such a cure, she thinks, for overthinking.

When it comes to our military, what we have to think about is not, you know just budgets, we've got to think about capabilities.

It is ever the invisible that is the object of our profoundest worship. With the lover it is not the seen but the unseen that he muses upon.

All my life I have said, "Whatever happens there will always be tables and chairs"--and what a mistake.

Normally when people resign they will organise their champagne farewell parties... and then they resurface somewhere.

The nation cannot be kept on the nonviolent path by violence.

There is no greater bliss than dancing and performing.

Like most kids, my dad played. He would drag us out to the course and make us shag balls for him and caddy and all that kind of stuff.