Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

To fight our fear each day is to live with the perpetual flame to conquer it.

I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship.

Free trade is very important if we respect equality among nations.

You have to color outside the lines once in a while if you want to make your life a masterpiece.

I care about money, very much. I want it. I don't ever want to be without it. My mother once said about me, 'Elaine has to have money.'

Sports is a moral undertaking because it requires of participants, and it schools spectators in the appreciation of, noble things - courage, grace under pressure, sportsmanship.

More than any other figure in our history [Tomas] Jefferson is responsible for the idea of American exceptionalism.

Okay, that so did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing his feelings?" p. 12

I do some of my best stand-up comedy during sound checks.