Denying rumors gave them more power.

We were all born with wings. In times of doubt: spread them.

A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.

Whatever the circumstances of your life, the understanding of type can make your perceptions clearer, your judgements sounder, and your life closer to your heart's desire

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

Extraverts ... cannot understand life until they have lived it. Introverts ... cannot live life until they understand it.

Books transmit values. They explore our common humanity. What is the message when some children are not represented in those books?

Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive.

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day.

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

There is an objective reality out there, but we view it through the spectacles of our beliefs, attitudes, and values.

The Talmud says that “blessed is He who has created all these to serve me.” German politician Julius Streicher said, “It is an open secret that Jews do not work, but rather let others work for them.

It is the kernel of truth in every story that makes its writing beautiful beyond standards.

God is like a mirror. The mirror never changes but everybody who looks at it sees something different.

Knock the "t" off the "can't."

Beauty seen makes the one who sees it more beautiful.

I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with fools.

Consciousness of a fact is not knowing it: if it were, the fish would know more of the sea than the geographers and the naturalists.

Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.

People for the most part can smell lies, at least I thought that until I saw audiences applaud at Carlos Mencia.