Depression is a prison to which you have the key except you never think to look for it.

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a game show.

Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.

When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir.

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.

Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.

I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the first night home from the hospital

She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion.

Anyone that has character leaves a mark on another. Would you like to leave the world without making a ripple?

Friends are like stars you don't always see them but you know their always there

I certainly hope I'm not still answering child-star questions by the time I reach menopause.

Dallas is where Kennedy was shot, and that's where I was put in jail.

I know nothing and my heart aches

Everybody's mainspring is different. And I want to say this - folks whose mainsprings are busted are better dead.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

I am certain in my heart that all that I am, I have received from God.

What's similar between Britain and America is the lack of good-quality civic buildings.