Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I believe that only scientists can understand the universe. It is not so much that I have confidence in scientists being right, but that I have so much in nonscientists being wrong.

Any relationship that is solely built on lust absolutely has no long blissful future.

Ignorance shrinks minds

Breaks are good because you need breaks to be more creative. It's hard to come up with that creativity and the stamina for that creativity, all the time.

For his mind was full of forlorn hopes, death-or-glory charges, and last stands.

God is without visible form, yet in the heart, God is revealed.

That is our ‘pointed task. Love & die.

Live... More than your neighbors. Unleash yourself upon the world and go places. Go now. Giggle no,laugh.

Spiritual people don't float around all day on clouds of glory; they live in the real world and deal with real issues in real ways.

Every child’s life is sacred and it is long past time that we protect it.