Derivatives serve practically no purpose except to enrich bankers through opaque pricing and to deceive investors through off-the-balance-sheet accounting.

I keep breaking things, as if to see what's going on inside of me.

Fate doesn’t care about family. When the time is up, she nicks at the thread

I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.

Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

Oh, this is going to be fun; he actually thinks he's teaching me something.

Fishing makes us less the hostages to the horrors of making a living.

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.

Big government flourishes under Republicans.

Develop Self-confidence, then love will fol­low; it will come naturally from within. And that way the love will be pure.

I think about the body kind of all the time, being as how I'm really uncomfortable in mine.